Breathe Right Nasal Strips:
I'll be god damned, I never knew there was a "wrong" breathing technique!
Mountain Dew: Do The Dew:
Hows about I don't "do the dew", kick you in the nuts and then you DO ME
Star Wars Episode 1:
I think it should be called "Star Wars: Complete Debauchery Of A Classic"
Pepsi: The Joy Of Cola
I'm sure there really is someone someplace drinking a Pepsi and saying "This just could not get any better!!!"
It should go a little something like this: "Pepsi: The Joy Of Open Sores In Your Mouth"
McDonald's: We Love To See You Smile...
Especially when we see you take a bite of the Big Mac that was just down Crotch Lice Guy's pants