A Larger Fuck You

This is some more commentary I have on a few of the product names and slogans floating around these days.

Big Corporation Shit-On Part II

By Mr. Jason D. Zastrow, Esquire

Tang: It's a Kick in a Glass
It's more like Tang: It Makes Liquid Come Out of My Ass

Motorola: Talk Without Talking:
Unless you either have telepathic abilities or my level of spiritual flatulence, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

Lucky Numbers:
try Unlucky Viewers

World Wrestling Federation: Come Get Some:
I don't want some; I want all. When I get "all", I'm going to shove it up the WWF's collective ass and kick Vince McMahon's nut all the way to Rangoon

Kellogg's Corn Flakes: They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRReat

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