Motorola: Talk Without Talking:
Unless you either have telepathic abilities or my level of spiritual flatulence, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
Lucky Numbers:
try Unlucky Viewers
World Wrestling Federation: Come Get Some:
I don't want some; I want all. When I get "all", I'm going to shove it up the WWF's collective ass and kick Vince McMahon's nut all the way to Rangoon
Kellogg's Corn Flakes: They're GRRRRRRRRRRRRReat
They put SCCCCCCCCCCabs on my CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRotch