Uh huh...

Isn't this sweet, I wrote a poem! Hehe, it's really not all that bad. I know, I know, it's a little short. Sue me, you dick licking frog cunt.

Yeah... (A Poem)
by Mr Jason D Zastrow, Esquire

Roses are red
Emeralds are green
I once kicked a man
And ruptured his spleen
He cried and cried
For at least an hour
That is, of course
Until I threw him out of a watch tower
He begged and pleaded for mercy
But received none
How dare he
Try to put a stop to my fun
That'll teach that bitch
To fuck with me
With so much as a glance
I make his dog pee

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